![]() ![]() Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone.".Do you know any skeleton jokes? Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.Where does a skeleton go for a fun night? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull. ![]() Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.What did the skeleton say to the dog? Bone-appétit.Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat? Neither, they always prefer a wrap.What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche. ![]() What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.What's a mummy's favorite thing about Christmas? The wrapping paper.How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.Why did the mummy TP the tree? He needed somewhere to hang his clothes so he could go skinny dipping.What did the mummy film director say? That's a wrap.Who did the little monster ask for when he was scared? His mummy.What kind of underwear do mummies buy? Fruit of the tomb.What is the mummy's holiday job? Gift wrapper.How do you know if a mummy is sick? He can't stop coffin.Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!.How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!.What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!.Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!.Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!.What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with him. ![]()
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